June is bustin’ out all over!

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“Equal rights”

shitmystudentswrite:

In America we have “equal rights” so the Government says although women still get paid a lower salary than males, they still try.

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slutsgetcut:

“O Heaven above me, so pure! so deep!  You light-abyss!  Beholding you I shudder with godlike desires.

Into your height I cast myself—that is my depth!  In your pureness I hide myself—that is my innocence!”

-Friedrich Nietzsche; Thus Spoke Zarathustra

astheplanetsbend:

i wish that i had a little bar above my shoulder like characters do in video games, but instead of showing my health or energy it would measure my human interaction limit. and once it filled up everyone would know that i had maxed out on socialization and would know to leave me alone to recharge.  

(via actuallyitsinalienable)

my mother’s favorite joke.

“A therapist is having a session with his patient and tells him about Freudian slips: ‘It’s when you mean to say one thing, but you say something else that reveals what you were really thinking about.’ The patient’s face lights up and he exclaims, ‘I had one of those the other day!’ The therapist, pleased to be making genuine progress, takes out his notepad and asks, ‘What happened?’ ‘Well,’ says the patient, ‘I was having Thanksgiving dinner with my family and I turned to my mother and I meant to say, ‘Could you please pass the salt?’ but instead I said, ‘YOU FUCKING BITCH, YOU RUINED MY LIFE!’”

trextrying:

T-Rex Trying To Reconnect…
#TRexTrying

trextrying:

T-Rex Trying To Reconnect…

#TRexTrying

In which my hairs are did. (Taken with instagram)

In which my hairs are did. (Taken with instagram)

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